spidery-ass

A skinny girl, usually of african descent, who has a large, but high backside resembling a spider's pygidium.

That spidery-ass bitch, I'll punch her in her jaw bone.

by Jocie September 2, 2007

ASS-OOKIE

a word that was invented to make people laugh. It describes butt. butt in any way,butt culo ass booty badonkadonk shape, or form. the end.

Matt likes to fuck cows in their ass-ookie.

by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH May 18, 2008

ass-shit

1 - stronger way to say bullshit
2 - moving the hyphen to change the emphasized syllable and make your statement more humorous/awkward

1- "That's some ass-shit!"
2- after smoking some great herb you say "That was some good ASS-SHIT" instead of "That was some good-ass shit"

by sandalhat January 30, 2009

[ass clown]

1. A complete retard who has a blatant disregard to how horible he treats his friends and thinks he's all that when he's truly not.

2. Someone who actually talks to his own ass in public.

3. George W. Bush

There is a guy in class who acts like he's cool, but in reality is an ass clown.

Many people are disgusted with someone acting as an ass clown.

Who would ever though that this ass clown would be our next president?

by Nyama January 20, 2009

ass mark

to have the "signs" of being an ASS or Jackass. To pretend to complement a person but in a condescending tone.

Tim: Wow, Jill you're so amazing in that dress. I can barely see your rolls hanging out. Black suits you.
Jill: Ass Mark.

by foshizzle1234 February 28, 2009

Gumb-ass

a Gumby lookin dumbass

My sister is a Gumb-ass

by ixamxgodx009 December 20, 2008

Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.

"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008