Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.

"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

Dead-Ass

it is a shortened more meaningful way of saying dead ass serious

Jake grew dead-ass and sat in the spare chair in her cube.

by Potatosgonnapotate June 8, 2017

gorilla ass

When someone has has a king kong booty hole.

George: "I tried to eat the booty like groceries but that bitch had a gorilla ass."

by DaBurdman99 April 27, 2017

Ass Bombing

The act of taking a picture of an unsuspecting person with a bare ass extremely close to them. The picture is then sent to their mobile phone, letting them know they have been ass bombed. This is a form of photo bombing created by Michael Heasley.

"Let's start ass bombing people"
"Alright let's get Tom over there in the corner"

"Look, Kevin just found out he got ass bombed."
"I love ass bombing!"

by GoldenEagle88 July 13, 2012

ass-handle

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"

2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.

1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.

I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.

2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.

I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.

by patrick25 December 14, 2008

Ass booger

Someone with aspergers syndrome who uses their diagnosis to take advantage of situations and people. All around fuck boy who thinks he does no wrong in his eyes but no one can stand. Whine about the stupidest little thing and defend their least important trait to the death only because they are confused about life. They can be munipulated very easily for entertainment puposes because thats the only way one can toletate them. They mooch off their mom for everything from their house payment to their iphone and internet. But claim they have money saved. Will even use their mom's credit card to buy someone's groceries in exchange for things they shouldn't be buying. Some people also call them Sizemore's or Liesmore's. Avoid these assboogers at all costs.

Sizemore is such an ass booger! He needs to clean up his act and quit acting like an ass booger 24/7.

by giggies063 February 14, 2017

Ass Joint

Bath tissue remnants deposited on and around Toilet rim. In extreme cases ass joints have been known to migrate to surrounding floor. Ass joints are created when inferior bath tissues are used on "rough" (many cases hairy) Anuses. The end result is a rolled tissue joint thats 420 for your 6:30.

I had no choice but to use the filthy public bathroom stall that was littered with Ass joints.

by dontshakedahand October 30, 2010