Dog Garbage

1. the garbage left on the floor by an unsupervised dog.

2. any undesirable person, or their face.

3. your mom's face.

"dude i went into my living room and my dog had destroyed my toaster oven" "oh we've got some Dog Garbage then, and i'm not talking about your mom's face.

by facepuncher9000 January 15, 2011

Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021

chubbers the dog

Normally a wiener dog or fat sausage like dog----always chubby

Look it's Chubbers the dog!

by Disdood February 06, 2017

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg

Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper

by Superbike2 September 15, 2019

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.

Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!

by NewsCan123456 August 28, 2017