Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
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When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
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Get the Dog Pancake mug.Unlike the chilli dog surprise, this one occurs when you're hot doggin' your partner ( fucking their ass cheeks pressed together) and the shit and your spread it like chilli on a hot dog between buns.
Note: It is considered rune for your partner to not have at one taste of the dog.
Note: It is considered rune for your partner to not have at one taste of the dog.
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