Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?
Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
Get the Sit on a face day mug.'Torta face' is a term that originates from Hispanic communities in the United States. It describes someone with the following features:
1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead
2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones
3.) a long, pointy chin
This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.
Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.
Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.
It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.
This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.
You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead
2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones
3.) a long, pointy chin
This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.
Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.
Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.
It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.
This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.
You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
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Get the Slut Face Hoe Bag mug.Someone with an evil looking face. Typically have a dagger nose and a devil like smirk. Their chin would puncture you and their eyes will wreck your soul
Susan has such a hornet face, what a nasty bitch
Holy shit! Look at that hornet face! she should get plastic surgery.
Holy shit! Look at that hornet face! she should get plastic surgery.
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Get the Gain Face mug.A disturbing PSA made by the Partnership For A Drug Free America made in 1987 that features a young blonde woman with blue eyes smiling at the camera as a blissful piano is playing in the background. Right after, the music then turns into a creepy rendition of “How Old Are You Now?” as the woman stops smiling. As the commercial continues, the woman’s pupils dilate and her skin slowly withers all while staring at the camera. Her eyes then turn into a bright blue and a sheet is thrown over her; indicating that she has died from a drug overdose. There is also an alternate version of this commercial where there is no sheet and the viewer has to stare at the woman’s face for a few more seconds.
Guy: You know what? I’m gonna stay up for a bit longer. I’m in the mood to watch something scary.
*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.
*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.
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