Dog Dookie Day takes place every March 1st! The holiday originated from 2 girls running down a hill on March 1st. They quickly jump after noticing a big poopie on the hill.. dogs. They realized that this would make a great holiday! so now, happy dog dookie day ! <3
by bees on a boat March 1, 2022

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Dog Water is used by long term sweats that need to feel grass. Some people who use this phrase are probably 5, and don’t know fractions. It is also probably used by someone named Kyle, Timmy, Ian, or Tyler.
“Hey Bryan! Your dog water!” “Hey JoMama, your mamas so dog water, she probably has no earnings 😂😤💯”
The kid who said that to his mother went to Juvinille detention for a life sentence. It was funny.
The kid who said that to his mother went to Juvinille detention for a life sentence. It was funny.
by Fard 💯😤😂 September 20, 2021

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
by G$hustle February 10, 2024

by sassyging313 June 21, 2018

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
by My moist is critical October 22, 2024
