by jjdoggg May 19, 2011
Get the yoga bitchmug. 
I'm a strong independent woman!
Being an obnoxious bitch doesn't make you strong. It just makes dealing with you tedious.
Nuh Uh! I'm strong!!
If I had a big fat cock I could just do whatever I wanted to you. You would be entirely subordinate to the fatness of my dick and that obnoxious bitch attitude wouldn't exist for me. Your "strength" would only exist while you were around men you don't want to fuck and would disappear the second a fat cock was close enough to sit on.
Being an obnoxious bitch doesn't make you strong. It just makes dealing with you tedious.
Nuh Uh! I'm strong!!
If I had a big fat cock I could just do whatever I wanted to you. You would be entirely subordinate to the fatness of my dick and that obnoxious bitch attitude wouldn't exist for me. Your "strength" would only exist while you were around men you don't want to fuck and would disappear the second a fat cock was close enough to sit on.
by Hym Iam December 5, 2020
Get the Obnoxious Bitchmug. The ones that are fake and pretentious; thinking they’re something, when they’re nothing. They crave Negative Energy. They worship their material possessions; giving them false importance. They’re green with envy. Did I say, Fake and Phony?!?!?….Yes, that’s them. That’s who they are to the core; always comparing themselves to others and getting up in everybody’s business; hoping they’re doing better than you.
by BlueGems June 26, 2023
Get the Sweetwater Bitchesmug. by luvuadam September 12, 2019
Get the bitch ass hoemug. A stupid slut who thinks she is hot shit, when in reality she is a std infected whore that aint nothing but dirt. Noun: dllt
by #pistedbitch July 29, 2014
Get the fufu ass bitchmug. Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.
Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
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Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
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by WOOOOOOO! July 4, 2009
Get the Drunk Bitch Voltronmug.