chonk head

chonk head is an object/animal that is very thick and fluffy

wow that cat is very chonky! That's called a chonk head right there

by Follow @notdoge_ January 26, 2021

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009

Heads

When a male or female is horny they want heads.

I need some heads

by Heads August 2, 2020

dime head

A pathetically sad head of fine, short hair that lacks volume and lays flat against the scalp. A person with a small head and very fine hair.

"If I didn't have this dime head I wouldn't have to wear headbands and scarves all the time."

by woman with soul February 10, 2022

Wobble Head Leave

A term used in public safety when a colleague is out on administrative leave for a mental health evaluation/assessment.

Shannon is out on wobble head leave and expected to return next week.

by The Beaver Trapper March 31, 2021

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.

Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!

by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025