Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018

Heads

When a male or female is horny they want heads.

I need some heads

by Heads August 2, 2020

dime head

A pathetically sad head of fine, short hair that lacks volume and lays flat against the scalp. A person with a small head and very fine hair.

"If I didn't have this dime head I wouldn't have to wear headbands and scarves all the time."

by woman with soul February 10, 2022

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

bruv head

A word to use when you are looking for a synonym for idiot

U DARN BRUV HEAD

by Jisoo Turtle Rabbit Kim November 14, 2020

Head envy

Personal envy towards another person due to their cranial diameter.

Greg has head envy towards me because he has such a bucket head and mine is the perfect size.

by Bigsexy1206 November 21, 2016

Give the project manager their head

allow them to do what they want to do, without trying to advise or stop them; to allow them to do what they want without interference, advice, or direction

After weeks of meticulous planning and preparation, the team leader decided to just give the project manager their head and see what innovative solutions emerged.

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025