Fake-up Sex

The kind of sex you have after pretending to make up. The most awkward sex of your life because the other person thinks all's forgiven

Even though I said " I forgive you", once we had "Fake-up sex" I couldn't stop thinking how ugly his face was and how much I just wanted to beat him with a stick. Asshole.. forever in the dog house.

by PopsicleKilla January 17, 2015

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anger butt sex

The act of anal with your close bro angrily! With no butter

Do you wanna have anger butt sex?

by Horescock December 17, 2016

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The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)

Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!

by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

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big sex time

when everything in sex is big

Oh my God I have never seen or had the big sex time until i was with Chapelle last night.

by chapelle696969 December 29, 2017

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sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

by 91169 September 14, 2016

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