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time to get on the ferry

A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.
Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.
by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018
mugGet the time to get on the ferrymug.
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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Get a spoon

So you can get my ass
Person 1: “Did you hear Biden won the presidency?”
Person 2: “go get a spoon”
by Sinofwrath7ds January 19, 2024
mugGet the Get a spoonmug.

young n* get pape

a group of male faggots who enjoy sucking each other’s penis, they often have jerk circles 5 times a day to show their respect for each other
we are young n* get pape
by bigfish527373 February 7, 2024
mugGet the young n* get papemug.

Get your Minivan on

To engage in sexual relations while in a minivan.
going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having sex in the back with some fat chick Get your Minivan on.
by king erock September 13, 2009
mugGet the Get your Minivan onmug.

GET SHIT ON

A phrase popularised by the up and coming league of legends twitch streamer Tobias Fate.
when he kill his enemy or escape with an absolute outplay he says Get shit ON
you have to watch it (vidéo) but here is an example holy shit i lived.. get shit on
mugGet the GET SHIT ONmug.

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