velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.

Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.

by allwrong4u February 16, 2018

Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...

"She was totally Shit Faced last night"

by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of her face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

face

A perfectly normal thing, fuck you rein

This is a face

by fuckrein January 26, 2025

triangle on a face

whatever you have on your face that forms a triangle makes you gay. (ex: moles, pimples, beauty marks etc.)

I have never seen a triangle on a face until I met Toto. He must be gay.

by ma-sa lu boris December 23, 2024

your face

a cuuss word to make some one sad

a boy says whoes that another replies with your face

by cus January 6, 2022