Butt-Drunk

That moment when your rear-end releases everything in your stomach, then begins to dry heave after being emptied. This condition is normally accompanied by questions like, "What the hell did I eat?" and followed by, "I'm never eating that again" knowing damn well you're going to be greedy in 48 hours.
Bruh I swear fo gawd I'm butt-drunk. I've been on this toilet for 48 minutes!
by JackBanner May 8, 2018
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butt week

It’s Butt week,get ready!
by liltwistedonez January 3, 2018
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baby bird butt chug

When someone drinks a beer and spits it into your anus
I would really appreciate it if you could get me intoxicated by performing a baby bird butt chug.
by Merica1776 September 1, 2019
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Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022
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butt of the bay

San Jose,ca located at the very south of the bay
by Bbstation April 20, 2024
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lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.
I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.
by Haller January 31, 2018
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shit from a butt

When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.
Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?

Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.
by conflict dude February 24, 2024
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