by wowoitU January 18, 2019
Get the get slumpedmug. by Cherub wrangler December 23, 2021
Get the Shut the, What the, Get themug. What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.
OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024
Get the Ur Dad went to get milkmug. When you meet someone that seems cool, but as you get to know them they act like your crazy ex girlfriend who won't leave you alone.
Person 1: How's your friend Anon doing?
Person 2: We aren't friends I'm trying to get out of it, but he wont leave me alone.
Person 1: Oh lol you're getting Benny'd
Person 2: Shut up he's right behind us!
To get Benny'd is to be followed by a person you're specifically trying to avoid.
Person 2: We aren't friends I'm trying to get out of it, but he wont leave me alone.
Person 1: Oh lol you're getting Benny'd
Person 2: Shut up he's right behind us!
To get Benny'd is to be followed by a person you're specifically trying to avoid.
by Redness AF September 12, 2022
Get the To get Benny'dmug. Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"
People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."
Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"
People "Yes."
Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"
People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"
Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
Get the It's not our fault our kids are getting murderedmug. Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 23, 2010
Get the get off my lapmug. a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 4, 2022
Get the get wifi anywhere you gomug.