Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

Suck baby

Something that is created by two or more people that is awful.

I heard your bands new album. You produced a real suck baby..

Unfortunately, our group project turned out to be a suck baby.

by David Lee Bawth December 13, 2021

Baby J

A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.

Baby J thinks he is the shit.

by buf12390 December 13, 2021

Babies

Little shits that just cry and don't do their fucking taxes, and also they exist when a piece of rubber decides to breaks

Babies.

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021

THE baby

an evil baby in the woods, that only comes out & cries in late september. if you say the name three times, it will haunt you.

THE baby is right behind you!

by buckylover December 14, 2021

Baby Sunflower

A Name for a bitch with a little canoli

Baby Sunflowers got a big nose
Baby Sunflower is broke

by Lil Canoli December 15, 2021

Broth Baby

Friend: you're never going to get laid if you don't let loose
Me: I don't want to be like those Broth Babbies
Friend: It's cool if you are, I will wash you with bleach after
Me: you're fucked up but such a good friend

You should not invite them to your party, you never know you might be the next Broth Baby at school

by TheGreatRedTree December 16, 2021