Breezy Butt

A breezy butt is a horse who can be a real pain but to be honest they are super lovable. They can also be super goofy and weird.

"Hey Breezy Butt, how are you doing today?" - To a horse.

by B&S horselover/jumper March 23, 2023

Butt-ass early

Really early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow

by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023

Butt Fur

The peach fuzz or hair that grows on your ass cheeks.

My girl: “You got hair on your booty” 😃
Me: “Stop petting my butt fur!” 🤨

by defeatedheroxx March 29, 2023

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit

The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit is a big black nigger that goes around Ohio tickling people's butt cracks and sometimes on special occasions, their holes.

The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit made me lose my virginity!!!

by ohio-butt-tickling-bandit May 30, 2024

Watertown Butt Raping Monster

The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.

“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”

by _#%^*> May 31, 2024

Ciggy Butt Brain

A drug addict who has had their brain fried that much that the only thing left they know how to do is smoke cigarettes.

Mate 1: What's going on up in there mate? You got nothing but fuckin ciggy butts up there now. You got a ciggy butt brain.
Mate 2: No I don't

Mate 1: That's what they are going to call you man, they are going to call you man.

by Reggie 1.01 June 2, 2024