when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
by alwaysangry November 30, 2009
Get the Clown car Cock blockmug. "Did you even listen to Perkins' presentation earlier?"
"Nah, he's a fucking cat-voiced cock bag, I wish he was dead."
"Nah, he's a fucking cat-voiced cock bag, I wish he was dead."
by A Cunt February 6, 2009
Get the Cat-voiced cock bagmug. A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.
Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???
Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!
Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!
by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006
Get the Beef Stroking Cock Fungusmug. SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!
5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*
Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *
Umm Feg?
Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *
Umm Feg?
by HUMPALITTLEVANIJA April 20, 2005
Get the Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth??mug. someone who is an ugly person, and also likes to suck the cock, usually really good at it, making them a master!
by Iworshiprodneymullen August 17, 2003
Get the shit faced cock mastermug. The Coolest Awesomest Person in The world, who is crazy and does wild things that no one else would dare to do!! usually this person is hammered funnest nights are with this person!!! GUARANTEED
Dude...did you see what the purple cock rooster did last night? she totally ran and drop kick a homeless person?!?!!?
by Turnitup June 10, 2009
Get the Purple Cock Roostermug. A yardstick of badness used to judge comparative pain or suckiness
something may be greater than or less than bleeding from your cock
can be appreviated as bfc
something may be greater than or less than bleeding from your cock
can be appreviated as bfc
by HrdwrBoB March 6, 2005
Get the bleeding from your cockmug.