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hot sweat pie

When fat people sweat so much it look like they peed on themselves
you have hot sweat pie
by tish nut March 24, 2016
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Hot Pockets

A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.
I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!
by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019
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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"
by scumbbag June 26, 2019
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Hot Cakes

Fresh poo straight from the person laying it.

Another is when someone farts and it smells like fresh dookie.
1.noun/ That man laid a fat Hot Cake and didn’t even flush!
2.adjective/ Bruh whoever farted, it smells like some hot cakes up in here!
by HipSayings June 27, 2019
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Hot dogging

When a man is giving oral to three other men. Two of the men are flaccid and uses their flaccid cocks as a bun for the third man, who is erect. The fourth man then sucks all three cocks
Ken invites Paulie, Caleb and Lucas over to enjoy some hot dogging. Paulie and Lucas call being the buns, which means Caleb is the hot dog. Ken puts some ketchup on and goes to town
by Djost June 29, 2019
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