haha let me just adjust real quick

comes from when your dick is uncomfortable against your thing or undergarment

*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go

by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018

Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril

An exclamation of surprise and shock.

Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!

by Cyril April 16, 2017

My gf told me to post this for some reason

Idk why

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

by Thick February 8, 2018

How do I make a guy forgive me

Suck his dick

Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick

by oops i did it again xxx July 14, 2021

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

It is a action preformed when a 10-13 year old calls you a Homosexual or "Faggot"

Dickhead: fuck you faggot
Ninja(me): THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by mawiaw January 19, 2019

want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003