Dog shot

A type of shotgun ammunition, much like birdshot or buckshot, developed for the US police for killing pets when visiting random people's houses.

-Holy shit man, the cops just paid me a visit and they shot Steve for no reason!
-Damn I'm so sorry man, did they use dog shot shells?

by Szczur01 July 30, 2021

Chewy Dog Bone

The act of biting a males foreskin when giving oral sex and growling.

Bro my girl gave me a chewy dog bone last night and my meat is burninggg.

by Slim Shady wit da big dick July 12, 2025

wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.

a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".

by campbell rees February 20, 2009

Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

Corn dog

Man gives a woman anul, than the woman takes a shit on the mans penis. The man pulls out with the shit still on his penis which makes it look like a corn dog. Than the woman eats it.

"Man I gave my girl a corn dog last night"

by You know me1234 April 19, 2014

Dogged

To be completely and utterly fucked, sometimes used to describe being high.

I was completely and utterly dogged last night at the movie theater.

by Ramdoger2013 September 12, 2021

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021