get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.

"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"

by Sarcelle December 2, 2018

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Get Crushed

When you find someone attractive and can see yourself doing intimate things with them.

You see how Lisa was looking at me? She must wanna get crushed!

by Terry762 April 29, 2024

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

Get a life

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.

Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.

by Pablo890 October 26, 2022

Boi get

A Short way of saying "Get out lf here" Used mostly as a slang in discord twitter etc.

Guy 1 "Minding his buisness"
Guy 2 "Ay bro, look at this vid I made.
Guy 1 "Boi Get

by mikeocisig March 20, 2024

Get a significant other thursday

In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.

“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”

by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019