minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 30, 2021

high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

by JRizzle2016 February 05, 2020

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 07, 2021

Poony Face

Like queer,fag, doosh,etc.

Whats up poony face

by Selinier October 03, 2009

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain.

The lyrics from the Jeffy's Endless Aethos "song "Shuck".

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!

by BitchinRemodels May 31, 2024

hot in the face

someone who is "hot in the face" has an attractive face. This leaves aside the question whether they have a hot body or hot personality.

Lex Fridman is hot in the face -Dasha Nekrasova

by yeah buddy 2020 March 18, 2023

Tit face

A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.

"Bro, ur a complete tit face."

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019