fate's a waiter 

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

fate's a waiter by B Love August 10, 2004

the girl who wanted to be god 

A term you found while searching girlfriend because you’re a lonely person.

Someone who thinks VERY highly of herself.

“Man look at that. She’s the girl who wanted to be god.”

Are you lonely?

the girl who wanted to be god by ShiftReturn October 31, 2017

World's Most wanted Bird 

Duolingo's green owl

World's most wanted bird: Если вам пришлось использовать гугл-переводчик, я иду за вами

World's Most wanted Bird by James McGill July 1, 2022

Wasted 

If you aren't the day is.

Get wasted

Wasted by I Am Not Sure What To Put Here August 22, 2010

Wastechink 

A term created by a sloaney fuck using London slang to hide his upper middle class, over priveleged, public school upbringing.

1) That boy's a wastechink
2) You're a fucking chief, fuck off and cry to daddy

Wastechink by kingsbois March 15, 2009

Wafter 

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'

'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'

'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'

Wafter by Baxter McGilverson April 13, 2014

Walter 

A nigga who wont shut up bout ketchup

“Bro walter wont shut up about ketchup”

Walter by CanadaBennett December 9, 2019