The milf hunter van is the official specification of the van that picks up and drops off the milfs near you
by Reegan pussyman January 23, 2021
DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps
by MYNAMEIST January 26, 2007
by xXepicnesXx January 16, 2014
by Lauren December 12, 2003
The fear of being hit by a white van while crossing a road. This may be as a result of past experiences or it could very well be genetic. Sometimes the sufferer will refuse to cross the road even if the white van stops for them to cross.
Julian: Dude it's a green light, just cross already.
Wallace: I can't man, I don't trust that white van.
Julian: Ahhh White Van phobia!
Graham: Don't cross man! You'll get yourself killed!
Samuel: Will you calm down, it's just a van, and it's still a long way away from us.
Graham: It's not just any van, it's a white van!
Samuel: Dude, seriously see a Doctor or something, you obviously have White van phobia.
Wallace: I can't man, I don't trust that white van.
Julian: Ahhh White Van phobia!
Graham: Don't cross man! You'll get yourself killed!
Samuel: Will you calm down, it's just a van, and it's still a long way away from us.
Graham: It's not just any van, it's a white van!
Samuel: Dude, seriously see a Doctor or something, you obviously have White van phobia.
by MrHorizontal February 09, 2010
The random guy in a white van with ladders on top who hangs out on the Cape Cod canal in Bourne, MA. There all day, everyday.
I’m just passing the guy in a white van now, be there in 5 mins.
Was the guy in the white van there? Yes, how did you know that? He’s always there, weird.
Was the guy in the white van there? Yes, how did you know that? He’s always there, weird.
by Cape Cod Guy January 12, 2019
A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.
Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 12, 2019