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Coffee Vanille

A special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.
Dispenser: WARNING: DRINKING COFFEE VANILLE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND CAN KILL YOU.

Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
by Hot chocolateman September 9, 2011
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vanilla crunk

A psuedonymn for Seabass the Destroyer. Meaning to be a white version of lil jon. Also a redneck version of crunk juice. It is a mixture of wild turkey and redbull
Damn, he mixes some damn fine vanilla crunk.
by seabass February 22, 2005
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Vanilla milkshake

A sexual act in which a white women (hence the vanilla) shoves one breast in between another woman's breast And shakes it side to side.
Damn did you see them vanilla milkshake!
by Big papa daddy swag July 6, 2016
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Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl
“Nice!”
by Ghettobooty6161 October 2, 2019
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vanilla bean

The coating of semen on feces after anal sex
person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to that slut?

person 2: Yeah man i heard she had vanilla beans for a week
by waiter, check please May 28, 2011
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Vanilla filla

Someone who is a loser, boring or disliked; opposite of a "flava pop"
"Catch the ball, Alex, don't be a vanilla filla."
by ChodyH November 14, 2007
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vanilla extract

Your white friend who's super extra and does the most at all times
"Hey, did you hear that Courtney got overcharged at Chipotle and, as revenge, she stole all of their hot sauce? Why does she always do the most?"
"Damn, that's the textbook definition of vanilla extract. You should hear about my white boy Dave though - he's so vanilla extract that he once fucked in plain sight at a NASCAR event. Vanilla extract as fuck."
by analdeyrey69! June 10, 2017
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