When you lost your wallet and they dont even give you the nepali drivers number and say give 24 hours, wtf
by UBER dont give my my wallet an January 10, 2019

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
by NycPas November 9, 2018

by NurseKitty February 4, 2019

Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft
by bringmethechicken March 1, 2016

DAMN was that girl a freak i tried to give her the shocker but she was like "hell no baby, i want the uber-shocker"
by tee cue34 February 24, 2008

A chomik from the Roblox game "Find The Chomiks" That will drive you fucking insane because of its absolutely jaw-dropping absurdly hard obbies,victors of this chomik have trauma and PTSD.
Poopyhead_123:Ugh I fucking HATE UBER SECRET CHOMIK I wanna piss over its corpse when I kill it
Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it
Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it
by RandomChomikLover May 27, 2025

by Tim Christensen July 20, 2007
