Skip to main content

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016
mugGet the Jakarta Twizzler mug.

French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.
I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto
by Zah Geen July 7, 2016
mugGet the French Twizzler mug.
Related Words

Nipple Twizzler

Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.
Dude 1; Bro, he stole all your cheese!
Dude 2: I know! He's such a nipple twizzler!
by stereotypicalOutlaw March 14, 2017
mugGet the Nipple Twizzler mug.

Kiddie Twizzler

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester
"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"
by mattm3her June 10, 2018
mugGet the Kiddie Twizzler mug.

Kentucky Twizzler

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...
Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
mugGet the Kentucky Twizzler mug.

Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
mugGet the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed mug.

Ass twizzler

When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!
You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!
by Popcorndaddy March 4, 2021
mugGet the Ass twizzler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email