turt turd

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!

Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!

by ValTheAlpha April 1, 2022

turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.

Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.

by The3nforcer April 14, 2014

eraser turds

The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.

Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.

by spikeyrulez April 7, 2011

Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.

Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk

by zaq101 September 9, 2006

Turd assault

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.

My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006

turd-flop

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.

Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.

by dennierich July 22, 2011

Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011