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An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.
It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.
Noob Tube by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
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Cinder Tube 

When engaging in sexual intercourse, a hamster tunnel is inserted into the vagina and hot coals are poured down it. This will cause extreme pleasure for the lady.
“ Bro I was with her last night and she totally was down for the cinder tube!” -Ryan
Cinder Tube by SpankMeHarder December 13, 2021
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Stupid tube 

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.
Stupid tube by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022
Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.
"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"
Noob Tube by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022

police tube 

A person who impersonates police impersonators
That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.
police tube by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022
a creamy little ben who brings joy to all. he is a truley devious lttle fambunchuaous dandy with lots of experience

posie-ing
Troy Tube by anonymous January 5, 2023

Bloob Tube 

A slang term for a television. Referring to how Televisions before the days of flat screens were a glass bubble screen with different colors of light bulbs in the back used to project the picture on to the screen. This term was also used for black and white televisions before they had color Television.
The family sat in the living room watching a movie on the Bloob Tube on Saturday evening.
Bloob Tube by Ol-Daddi-O January 16, 2023