Salad Fingers

this is a cartoon about the insane and the battle for sanity if u watch his puppets are him well diffrent aspects of him.

Hubert CUmberdale: Him when he commits offel acts taste like soot and poo
Margery Steward Baxter: little girl he killed and ate notice he says u taste of Sunshine Dust, on the oven there is a sun he cooked the girl and ate her, well hubert cumberdale did his split personality
Fisher: is him the normal him fighting the great battle for sanity
Rusty Spoon: the anker to sanity when he has the spoon he is normal
Facuets: water wash's the filth and bad thoughts away
Number 22: canablistic Number
ill post more later on there is alot of messages in the films u need to be mentaly ill to find them all. if u have any questions or comments e-mail me at [e-mail]

Salad Fingers Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"

Salad Fingers: Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"

by XxGerMxX September 4, 2008

homosexual salad

A room full of gay dudes. (/ij)

"Have you ever been to a homosexual salad?"
"No dude.. Why? Is it fun?"
"Fuck yeah! You should join me next time!"

by stinkk April 9, 2022

Jello salad

When a woman places jello inside of her vagina, and someone eats it out.

honey maybe you can have some jello salad later

by justalady September 10, 2012

Bff salad

A salad that your friend makes that looks disgusting.

Eww that's a bff salad!

by 12345678901234567890987654321a February 27, 2020

Popcorn Salad

Eating a butthole with a hemorrhoid

I tossed Brittany’s popcorn salad last night.

by Yo-yo masta April 14, 2021

Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.

Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."

by SophieBee October 7, 2012

salad gash

the gunk that collects around the top of salad cream bottles with a snot like quality

"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"

"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"

by beroxro October 20, 2009