thinking joke

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand

jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you

by anonymous January 31, 2022

ye thinks

It's like methinks but for the other person.

"Me thinks you are going out tonight?"
"Ye thinks correctly! Indeed I am!"

by Tallguyty January 19, 2024

thinking with onions

thinking with layers
thinking deeply

Now you're thinking with onions.

by johansenburgerville December 05, 2024

Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

Brass Thinking

Low caliber thinking that produces high caliber results. A combination of brain thinking and ass thinking. Like that time? At band camp? When you came up with the jackass idea of hiding your weed in the oregano jar in the mess hall, and they cooked spaghetti that night, and the whole camp got baked and it was awesome?

Man, I don't think I would do that if I were . . . Dude! Brass Thinking!

by Poe Toaster March 06, 2013

dumb thinking

When the logical part of yourself knows that whatever you want to happen isn't going to happen, but you still hope anyway

"I knew that she wasn't coming back, but dumb thinking wouldn't let me stop hoping for a sign"

by NightShade10 February 06, 2017

why does ben think about amanda poop

kinky winky

why does ben think about amanda poop “this is a big kink”

by shwalalalaa May 31, 2023