New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’

Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”

by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022

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mid-year crisis

Every year in high school, the time when everything in school and life gets so overwhelming that you break down and cry.

"Four tests tomorrow and I have work 'till 12 tonight; I'm having my annual mid-year crisis"
"I'll get the tissues."

by highschoolsenior October 13, 2011

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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.

“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”

by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017

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