Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.

This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.

by RaiLind September 22, 2020

Reggae Vag-Jay-Jay

When a lady's bush is so huge it could actually be put into dreads reminiscent of that of a Reggae singer.

Guy1: Mannnn... bobs girl has a HUGE bush, He can't even go down without getting pubes hung in his eyebrows
Guy2: Sounds like a Reggae Vag-Jay-Jay

by JDTheNerDragon March 11, 2019

pussy penis cunt and vag

A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy

John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!

All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!

by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017

kamikaze vag

kamikaze vag ~ n. simple ~ when you are a clog wearing dutch kamikaze vag either as a person or with one
Laurunk MonkeyHePissed

The alien self proclaimed angel was actually a kamikaze vag who ruined two souls for the price of her 4^17^191 lifetimes minimum in Nash with SawYewem. She could not control her n****r pizza addiction.

by sinrlifemattrs November 19, 2025

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018