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Salad Fingers

this is a cartoon about the insane and the battle for sanity if u watch his puppets are him well diffrent aspects of him.

Hubert CUmberdale: Him when he commits offel acts taste like soot and poo
Margery Steward Baxter: little girl he killed and ate notice he says u taste of Sunshine Dust, on the oven there is a sun he cooked the girl and ate her, well hubert cumberdale did his split personality
Fisher: is him the normal him fighting the great battle for sanity
Rusty Spoon: the anker to sanity when he has the spoon he is normal
Facuets: water wash's the filth and bad thoughts away
Number 22: canablistic Number
ill post more later on there is alot of messages in the films u need to be mentaly ill to find them all. if u have any questions or comments e-mail me at Security@jatt.com

Salad Fingers Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"
Salad Fingers: Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"
by XxGerMxX September 4, 2008
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Salad Spoon

1. A derogatory phrase used to describe an individual, male or female, who is useless, unnecessary, and therefore completely undesirable in any situation. Salad spoons tend to be emotional creatures and lack a good sense of humor. They have the amazing ability to ruin any fun, completely destroy good moods, undermine positive vibes, and totally suck in general.

Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.

Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .

2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.

Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .
"Yo, you know you're my boy, right? I need you to know that... I love you, man.. You are my best friend, seriously, and I don't know what I'd do without you." / "This salad spoon moment was brought to you by tequila, Marlboro Reds, and the letter D."

"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."

"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."
by JenGonzo August 24, 2012
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salad gash

the gunk that collects around the top of salad cream bottles with a snot like quality
"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"

"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"
by beroxro October 20, 2009
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Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
by SophieBee October 7, 2012
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iceberg salad

A sexual act involving the insertion of ice into the anus while performing analingus. See tossed salad.
George scooped a few pieces of ice with his tongue and then gave Danny an iceberg salad.
by Christophales January 6, 2008
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macaroni salad

get it yorself
cypi: yo lemme get a macaroni salad
yousif: aight what size you want? small medium or large
cypi: no ill get it myself
by hotdogboy22 January 29, 2021
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Caveman Salad

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.
He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.
by RCHNG February 9, 2009
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