Back seat pimple popper

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.

I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.

by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022

Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 16, 2015

Front Seat Back Seat

The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.

Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude

by johnthebaptist6969 December 9, 2022

seat mate

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.

girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.

by unicornsarereal May 6, 2018

Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience

Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.

by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021

cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.

Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting

by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023