Skype Test Call

Everybody's best friend. She always picks up when you call her on Skype and she can be a bit quiet in text chats, but you know you love her.

Skype Test Call: After the beep, please record a message.
Bob: Omigodz. Carsilly is a Seb!
Skype Test Call: Omigodz! Carsilly is a Seb!

by Jacksonnn August 26, 2008

Crash Test Dummy

Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.

Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.

by EmichG September 7, 2007

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

NWEA Map Test

A stupid ass test taken at the beginning of the year to prepare students for the torture that's to come.

I've been taking the NWEA Map Test for 6 hours, I want to kill myself.

by MondayDictionary September 16, 2021

Hot Wheels Test

When a hot wheels car can be driven between a pair fake breasts and not touch either breast.

Jessica has a boob job.

Does the quality pass the hot wheels test?

by HotWheelzAdvocate November 24, 2021

Pontiac Air Test

When you blow into a girls pussy and sniff the air as it blows back out to determine if it's good enough to fuck

I gave Cindy a Pontiac Air Test last night... that shit was too nasty to fuck!

by Moosefire66 September 17, 2019