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Poke-in

The act of hunting Pokemon on your smart phone in public places.
Mom look at all those nerds poke-in in the park by that statue.
by thegiantredginer July 11, 2016
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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
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Poked

Poked is a term to refer to being stabbed in Toronto slang (maybe elsewhere). Pokes is also a term referring to a bladed/pointed weapon.

(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)

Stay safe.
Example 1
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"

Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"
by Elevated mind January 7, 2023
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A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.
Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.
by daddyrealness June 27, 2020
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poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...
Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway
by deliah May 2, 2008
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Poke

To touch someone for a long a period of time
I poked him in the stomach
by Pokem November 6, 2019
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poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021
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