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Like nothing on earth

The alien landscape stretched before them, its jagged, rainbow-hued rock formations like nothing on Earth.
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
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Earth

Listen, we know Earth is the place for racism, SA's, P. Diddy, Drake, John Cena-

But come on. the Earth is the only place with memes, games, important events in history, and Elon Musk trying to send his Cybertruck to Mars. Or atleast space. I don't know.
Wanna know a fun fact? WE ALL LIVE ON EARTH !!!! So cool right????? I bet you weren't expecting THAT!!!!

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by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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Super Earth

Super Earth, our home.

Defend it against the evil Automaton scum and the Terminid menace, for democracy!
I was playing Helldivers earlier and I had a wave of sudden patriotism for a fictional nation, Super Earth really is compelling like that
by Ijustlovemybird April 11, 2024
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terrarium new earth

The new world order interference with nature.. Sky trails new precipitation.. forest fires new soil.. we are acclimating to a new terrarium new earth.. good luck ✌️
Kim says that climate change is actually the building of a terrarium new earth
by Toad#76 April 18, 2024
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Earth Worming

When You find a snake/groundhole hole in the ground and fuck said hole
Me “Bro on me My hips killing me
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it
by Sir Gunt May 11, 2024
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Earth

What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
I'm a fat, fucking pig
I'm a common fungus
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
And I'm Kanye West
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
What the fuck? I'm a clam!
I'm a wolf. Howl!
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
Giddee-up, let's ride
I'm HPV, don't let me in
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute
We love you, India
We love you, Africa
We love the Chinese
We forgive you, Germany
Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth)
It is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth
I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me?
(Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit
(What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
Amamos la tierra
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
by I like Guacamole February 7, 2024
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Flat earth society

Idiots United, a ungodly amount of idiots in an idiot colony
Nutcase: I’m apart of the flat earth society!
Jeremy: oh you mean idiots United
by Snowy the Cat February 19, 2024
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