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lucky bastard

n. an indoor frisbee game created in 2011 on the third floor of Glassell Hall at Rhodes College in Memphis, Tennessee where two teams of any number of players stand at opposite ends of a hallway approximately 40 feet apart and attempt to throw a frisbee down the length of the hall and into the opponents trash can. Upon successful score, the opposing team is forced to drink.
Aaron: Dude, I got my frisbee.
Danny: Lucky Bastard?
Aaron: yes. fuck yes.
by ScaryHenry September 13, 2011
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bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
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The Magnificent Bastard

1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.

2) Popular label for a small package.
Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.
by His ex May 2, 2005
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backwater-bastardism

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.
1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
by Talsier September 8, 2010
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Blue bastard

The universal measure of temperature extremes.
We decided to just screw because it was COLDER than a blue bastard out on the lake; we decided to just screw because it was HOTTER than a blue bastard out on the lake.
by Hoze_b December 15, 2008
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bastard by proxy

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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High Bastard

someone who plays jokes on/fucks with with people.
by gitblown March 11, 2009
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