coming at you test

The coming at you test is the test one can perform to see if an online friend is worth meeting and/or fucking. Works best on a laptop.

The steps to the coming at you test are simple. One, bring their picture up on your laptop. Two, take the laptop screen further away from eyes, then swoop in fast, then back and forth, back and forth. If unsure, try slow and fast rhythms. If you're repulsed, then you now know you don't want to fuck them. Tell them you just want to be friends. But, if you're pleased by the test, call them up! They passed the comin' at you test. Try it. It's very effective and a complete decision helper.

by CaptainOz July 26, 2010

BC Shit size test

The Bleach-Chicken shit size test is a test where you take a raw chicken wing, carefully remove the bone and fill it bleach. Then staple the pocket shut and take it to the bathroom when you have to shit. After the shit you shove the wing up your ass, if your shit failed, your ass will be too tight, and will force the bleach out of the wing, making your ass and the wing the same color. If it does pass, the wing will slide right in, and your asshole should remain pinker than the wing.

Damn, Henry just plopped a steamy that passed the BC test

Wow, that was a big one, I should check if it passed the BC shit size test

Oh no, my shit didn't pass the BC shit size test, now ill never get in the big stinkers club

by Number one much June 25, 2023

intelligence test

Test your intelligence!

Look down for the test.

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by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Wall Test

A method by which to determine whether or not you will fit in with a group of people. If your skin color is darker than the wall of the room you are in, you will not.

Raj failed the wall test. How does anyone with the name "Raj" pass the wall test?

by whitefolkhateme November 5, 2006

pinky test

before you give oral sex to a female insert your pinky finger and smell before you decide to proceed

she failed the pinky test so i double rubbered and she did not get any tongue loving

by lofiEddie September 8, 2006

Cosmic Test Factions

The shittiest server in the world. Evz is a money whore and deserves to die

That server is almost as bad as Cosmic Test Factions

by FruitCoconut November 3, 2018

Tit test

A sneaky way to see if a girl's snatch stinks.
Finger said broad, rub wet fingers on tit of your choice, smell the tit to evaluate the stank from her nether region.

Never get caught smelling your fingers again!

I hooked up with Martha last night... Give her the tit test, thank God! Her snapper was stankin'!

by Rustle ohms August 26, 2019