Stroudsburg

stroudsburg was mainly a town where there was woods everywhere and it looked so nice with all the trees,but suddenly over the past 5 years..its turned into a nightmare with all these new yorkers coming thinkin they're the shit..meaning they have to cut down the trees and make more buildings and houses and a bunch of crap that no one needs. and don't even get me STARTED on how many furniture stores we have. you go past a furniture store and you dont see a single car in the parking lot. there was also NEVER a problem with gangs and all that crap, but now, my baby sister sees a gangfight while we're driving passed the raymore and flannigan furniture store. what has stroudsburg turned into? a mini new york.
stroudsburg sucks, but it grows on you and you gotta love it, especially if you've lived here most of your life.
lets just blame the new yorkers!

stroudsburg resident: damn..how many furniture stores are they gunna make around here?
other stroudsburg resident:gee..i dont know man. so far theres about 13 of them.

new yorker: stroudsburg sucks ass.
highschool kid: well then maybe you should go back to new york nigger!

news reporter:the new development has done damage to the creek near by. its foul sewage is ruining everything.
man watching news reporter: sonofa bitch!! you know what it is??! its these god damn new yorkers moving in here!

kid:damn...what the shit happened to all the trees?

other kid: they just made a god damn 9 story school for 2 grades.

by stroudsburg resident August 25, 2006

Stronk

like s stroke, but from the perspective of the strokee. A sudden severe attack that paralyses the half of one's body, causing the strokee to lose his ability to attempt conventional conversation.

"The Bonds Name. James Name.

Pleased to.. What?
Bonds names the james.

Bames nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance."

by Cloe Howse September 15, 2018

Strong Bad

The reason you came to www.homestarrunner.com, seriously. He has many quirks that make him what he is. A few of his many features are his wrestling mask of which he never removes, as it is the source of all his 'beer opening' powers, though he is not sure that is all it does. He never has worn a shirt and is the creator of trogdor. He has a strong hate towards homestar and pretty much everyone found at homestarrunner.com

"Strong bad is the reason you came to homestarrunner.com"

"Lets go see monday's new Strong Bad email"

by MoxiKat June 26, 2003

stroker

One who chronically masturbates.

Hudson really is a stroker. His computer crashed from all the porn he watched while masturbating.

by The guilded lion February 22, 2011

strout

(1)v. to act like a total piss-ass
(2)v. to harass female students, especially Asian ones
(3)n., v., etc. a handy replacement for any obscene vocabulary

(1) He thinks he's hella cool, but he's just strouting around
(2) It's O.K. to strout as long as you never touch.
(3) That mutha-strouting son of a strout just strouting strouted up my life!

by stroutin' awesome October 23, 2007

Les Stroud

The illest mother fucker on the discovery channel. To see him watch "survivorman" on discovery channel.

Les Stroud is the man!

by Alec B October 15, 2007

stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball

We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.

by Nick D September 24, 2003