Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

preston stone

A beautiful young girl who will grow up and do Great things

Looks she's doing what she can with what she has. She is such a Preston stone

by Cameron Boyce February 20, 2015

carter stone

CARTER STONE IS A FAKE MUSLIM. WE DONT LIKE CARTER BECAUSE HE IS FAKE AND A LIAR. NO ONE LIKES CARTER STONE

we don’t like carter stone

by jafarwantsclout December 08, 2019

Person Of Stone

A person of stone is a person who does not like being called an "idiot" despite their nickname being a person of stone.

Person 1: Hey youre an IDIOT!
Person of stone: dont call me that.

by blokebay3795 March 10, 2022

Tennessean Stone

Trying to ejaculated while passing a kidney stone, creating a bloody semen mixture.

I was passing a Tennessean Stone last night.

by CrispyCris12035 October 16, 2021

magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014

Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.

Yeah I kind of stone called you.

by bb+af June 06, 2011