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fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.
Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.
by seanzi88 September 13, 2016
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Double banana split-dip

When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.
Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!
by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023
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Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole
You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack
by anonymous January 12, 2022
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Cocknana Split

Sex while simultaneously standing on your head, thrusting, and doing the splits. Usually the beneficial aftermath of sending a photo of a cocknana.
Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.
by DJ, Chee Sed November 7, 2021
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The bannana split

When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017
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Split second cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked
by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023
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