An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.
Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016
Get the sperm misermug. A drink harvested from the male sex organs.It is also used in the production of infants but mainly used as a delicous "snack" at home if you have a portable sperm dispenser also known as a "husband" or "boyfriend".But do keep in mind the legal age of a sperm dispenser is 18 because then the sperm should be ripe and ready for consumption but in some countries it might be to the age of 21 to reach perfection.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.
by Doctor Donald "cums" somuch June 3, 2022
Get the Spermmug. by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024
Get the cottage cheese spermmug. aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.
Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.
by Bloopure April 1, 2024
Get the aerial sperm diffusionmug. by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016
Get the Sperm circular filemug. When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.
Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011
Get the Sperm Tailsmug. Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.
by swagkid69420 March 1, 2021
Get the Bat spermmug.