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spaniel boyfriend

A spaniel boyfriend is a type of person/significant other characterized by the energy/vibes of a spaniel. Spaniels are not quite the same as golden-retriever boyfriend, but similar loyal, happy vibes.

Like gun-dog breeds, this person might require more active, outdoorsy kinds of adventure. Deeply intelligent but also endearingly slow at times. These people are slower to trust and can be independent (though ironically, when they do get close to you are even more eager to be around you than anything). They take longer to mature and are truly kids at heart, but are emotionally advanced when they need to be.

They are compatible with: orange cat, calico cat, golden retriever energy
I've been with so many golden retrievers, please give me a spaniel boyfriend for once!
by phykardian January 16, 2026
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spani

“cut that shit out i don’t speak spani”
by maggeronimuncher February 19, 2026
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spanish fade

An unexpected shank, coined by Rickie Fowler during his third round at the 2025 Travelers Championship.
After shanking his approach shot on the first hole at the’25 Travelers, Rickie Fowler quickly sized up the awful hosel rocket as a Spanish fade. The announcer got a good laugh.
by Shanks4nuthin June 21, 2025
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spanish confession

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.
news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."
by gast123456789 August 10, 2025
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Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion
"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"
by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025
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Spanish fireball

Dipping your balls in Tequila and lighting them on fire to burn your pubic hair
I’m going to give myself a Spanish fireball later tonight before my friends come over
by Its your daddy October 1, 2025
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Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.
Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.
by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025
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