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Soccer

Really? You know. Soccer is football. Not American Football.
Hi I like soccer
by SUBSCRIBETOME April 2, 2019
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Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.
" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".
by saavy chimp April 9, 2024
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Soccer sweat

An asshole thats sucksthe dick of rustlord
by YT_rippa May 5, 2019
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Soccer

A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.
Guy 1-What is that guy playing?
Guy 2-I don’t know he’s flopping around the field
Guy 3-Thats a guy playing soccer
by the_comrade_memepage March 10, 2019
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Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles
Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?
by Papabear845 August 14, 2022
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A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
by ypoctac June 24, 2021
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soccer

the gayest shit ever if you play soccer dicks make you horny
hey lets go play soccer...but what he actually means, hey lets go have gay sex
by lambieoce May 17, 2021
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