Smart

Something I'm not.

I wish I was smart

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Smart

Dumb

You are so smart you got it wrong

by YEETing boss 3000 August 9, 2019

Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday

Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉

by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

Smart Cooler

A smart person with a cool head, no temper.

"You're such a smart Cooler!"

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023

Smart

Meaning Caleb is the smartest person on the earth, nothing is smarter than him and he is as smart as Jesus and Trump.

Sexy Lad Caleb, is the smartest person on the earth, i'd do him!

by RobinsonLOL July 4, 2023