Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens

Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.

by Johnny Luv1 June 7, 2018

sleep prints

The funny red marks you get on your face after falling asleep on your arm, books, etc.

Laura got the funniest sleep prints from falling asleep on her spiral notebook in study hall.

by Frenchielove00 November 19, 2009

Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

by Itsa Me Chui January 26, 2019

Sleeping Cindy

It is when you are in a hotel room and have sex with your girlfriend while her mom sleeps in the bed right next to you.

Johnny is the only kid I know that has enough balls to pull the Sleeping Cindy.

by DeputyDean March 8, 2008

Sleep glutton

When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.

- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.

by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012

sleep barber

the act of being barbered in one's sleep

Jay was sleep barbered because he is a jackwagon.

by Lizzie Deuces May 9, 2011

Sleeping Pattern

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.

Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'

by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018