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pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.
Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin
by Snooki af April 25, 2019
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Dummy shopping

Using stolen credit cards to purchase expensive goods. An illegal activity.
"I do dummy shopping on the side to pay off my student loans."
by golgo47 September 13, 2022
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One Stop Shopping

A girl who's willing to perform vaginal, oral, and anal sex.
"Yeah, that girl is total one stop shopping--she'll take it in any hole!"
by One Stop Shopper October 17, 2011
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Kentucky Snapping Turtle

A sexual act including two males and one female in which the female is giving one male a blow job while having intercourse via doggy style with the other male. (See "running the train") When the male rams his penis into the females vagina, she, in turn, bites down onto the blow job recipient's penis.
"Damn, when you rammed it to that ho, she pulled a Kentucky Snapping Turtle and took a chunk out of my dick!"
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Anti-shipping

When someone is against fictional pedophilic and incestuous ships. The opposite of Proship, which is when somebody supports those ships and drawing/writing child porn and incest.
Person 1: Rick x Morty is so cute!
Person 2: What the fuck. That’s literally incest and pedophilia.
Person 1: Go fuck yourself. Anti-shipping is so annoying. It’s fictional so who cares if I look at child porn of them?
by puppudding April 1, 2021
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Shipping

You want people to get together
Person 1:you need to stop

Person 2/me: I WILL NEVER STOP SHIPPING THEM
by Little_katten January 23, 2018
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shipping

Also, can be made from inanimate objects. Almost anything can be "shipped".
Puzzleshipping, Shinigamishipping, Bleachshipping, Breadshipping.
by Pan Pan Chan March 30, 2005
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