Rule 34

There's porn of it, no exceptions.

Note* The other definitions are wrong, there is porn of things that don't exit.

"Hey did you hear? Stephen Hawking bought a horse, damnit rule 34"

by Gary Z June 5, 2007

rule 42

nothing is sacred

a: "i cannot believe they are de-sanctifying Mother Mary in this atrocious satanic collage!"
b: "well, nothing is sacred. rule 42 lady..."

by superfail March 7, 2009

Rule 573

Rule 573.
If you don't mention your friends when talking about them, you have enormous midget powers.

-dude 1 being quiet-

dude 2: Rule 573! RUN!

Nynne: Get over here you midget!

by midgetnynne May 27, 2011

Rule 125

That, to be a girl gamer, you must be either a fan of Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, Halo, or Grand Theft Auto game series.

Jane: I am a huge Mario, Sonic, Spyro, and Pokemon fan! I am a girl gamer.
Blaine: Rule 125 dumbass.
Jane:....

by Starjohn September 18, 2013

Rule 36

If it exists, it can run DOOM.

A: Is this laptop good?
B: Remember Rule 36.

by Preinstallable April 13, 2021

Rule 158

Because Trinity said so. It's her rule.

Boy: why does this rule exist?
Trinity: because I said so. Rule 158

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rule 114

People who don't know what "rawr" means are noobs.

Person 1: "rawr."

Person 2: "What o.O?"

Person 1: "Rule 114"

by Lesker November 8, 2010