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A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"
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Get the Julia roberts mug.An Extremly hot guy. Usually with dark hair and dark eyes. Sucks at lying and or acting. is talked about by peers and is often self obsorbed and overly confident.
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She is an a amazing lover.
The best woman a man could ask for.
She will rock your world, for the best.
She's caring, loving, and pure perfection.
She may get grumpy or upset but she's always beautiful.
She is the best girlfriend ever.
She will never let you down and will always take care of you.
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Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
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Get the Robert Pattinson mug.A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'
Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
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